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#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. #clint barton #hawkeye #the avengers

(Source: drconnors, via hugyour-loki)

firsttimelady:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

#MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN #YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

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